Spooky Jokes

Halloween Jokes
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Why was the ghost sad?	Cause he's got No-Body!
What is a ghost's favorite desert?	Iced Scream!
Where do lady ghosts get their hair done?	At the BOOty Parlor.
What is a ghost's favorite clothing?	Boo Genes.
What game do ghost babies like to play?	Peek-a-Boo
Where do ghosts go swimming?	The DEAD sea!
Do Ghosts have pets?	Yes, Scaredy Cats!
What is a ghost's favorite holiday?	April Ghoul's Day
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?	You look bootiful tonight.
What is a Ghost's favorite fruit?	Booberries.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?	Boo-ties!
Where do Ghosts Live?	A dead end.
What did the momma ghost say when she got in the car with her children?	Fasten your sheet belt.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?	The chicken was on vacation.
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?	He didn't have the guts.
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?	A Trom-Bone
Why did the witch walk across the road?	Because she didn't have a broomstick!
Why do witches wear name tags?	So, we can tell which witch is which!
What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?	Broom service.